Join Us at Daneil's Den November 3rd

AND ADMISSION IS FREE!!! It's a night of clean laughs for everyone! Featuring "The Ministers of Comedy" with comedians Steve Rivera, Mike McClain, and Dennis Tooley! Also featuring comedian Michelle Krajecki, and your emcee/host comedian is none other than Darren Marlar! It all takes place at Daniel's Den in Plano, Illinois at 7:30pm! Daniel's Den is located in back of On A Wing And A Prayer Bookstore, 115 E. South Street, Plano, IL 60545. For more info, call 630/552-7117 or log on to the Daniel's Den website - http://www.daniels-den.org/.

Sign of the Times

As I was driving through a construction zone I noticed a warning sign that said if someone hits a construction worker they will be fined $10,000 and go to jail for 15 years. I couldn’t help but think about the poor guy that gets sent to the Big House for that.

He will be sitting around one day and ask one of the other guys, “What you in for?” “Killed my Mom and her pet bunny! You?”

What is he gonna say? “I hit a guy in a construction zone. That will be the last time he lets his pants hang down so other people can see his crack!”

Secret Brotherhood of the Stone

I recently had an encounter with a horrendous pain that no human being should ever have to endure. In the middle of the night it came on slow, like a senior citizen moving to the dessert line at Golden Coral. The next thing I know I am on my way to the emergency room to hear words I never thought I would hear said about me.

Kidney Stone – Sounds like a bad rock group or maybe what the Rolling Stones will turn into if the get any older and still try to do concert tours.

I have never had a Kidney Stone and hope I never have another one. I did find out that there is a Secret Brotherhood that you only hear about if you have had a stone.

As soon as I say that I had to go to the hospital with a stone I hear all kinds of stories about who has had them and how bad they are. Thanks for sharing.

It is almost like they are saying, “It really isn’t that bad. I had one the size of a VW Bug that I past.” Who cares!?! All I know is that I never want to pass another one!

This is a Secret Brotherhood I would rather not be apart of.

Short Clip of Dennis in action

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

For booking information visit http://dennistooley.com