Sign of the Times

As I was driving through a construction zone I noticed a warning sign that said if someone hits a construction worker they will be fined $10,000 and go to jail for 15 years. I couldn’t help but think about the poor guy that gets sent to the Big House for that.

He will be sitting around one day and ask one of the other guys, “What you in for?” “Killed my Mom and her pet bunny! You?”

What is he gonna say? “I hit a guy in a construction zone. That will be the last time he lets his pants hang down so other people can see his crack!”