Hotel Soap - What were they thinking?

So I am getting ready to take a shower at the hotel and I look at the wrapper on the soap. It says "French Milled Soap." Yeah, that's what I want to shower with. A product made by people who never bath. They never use the stuff so of course they should know how to make it. You'd think that the hotel soap bars would be bigger.....The French should have plenty to spare!!! They certainly aren't using it themselves!!

These little soaps come from the same people that advertise perfume as “Toilet Water.” Now you have gone ahead of me on this one and you already have a punchline in your head. Therefore you understand what I am saying when I say this is not something I would be printing on a package.

They might as well have soap with “Billy Bob and Bubba Milled this” printed on the package. They never use the stuff either.