Funnybone from Comedian Dennis Tooley

Comedian Dennis Tooley wants to help people see the lighter side of life. To learn more about Dennis go to http://www.DennisTooley.com

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Secret Brotherhood of the Stone

I recently had an encounter with a horrendous pain that no human being should ever have to endure. In the middle of the night it came on slow, like a senior citizen moving to the dessert line at Golden Coral. The next thing I know I am on my way to the emergency room to hear words I never thought I would hear said about me.

Kidney Stone – Sounds like a bad rock group or maybe what the Rolling Stones will turn into if the get any older and still try to do concert tours.

I have never had a Kidney Stone and hope I never have another one. I did find out that there is a Secret Brotherhood that you only hear about if you have had a stone.

As soon as I say that I had to go to the hospital with a stone I hear all kinds of stories about who has had them and how bad they are. Thanks for sharing.

It is almost like they are saying, “It really isn’t that bad. I had one the size of a VW Bug that I past.” Who cares!?! All I know is that I never want to pass another one!

This is a Secret Brotherhood I would rather not be apart of.

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