I’m Not Fat – It’s Global Warming
The truth is that things get bigger the hotter they get. Therefore, I do not have a weight problem; I am suffering from Global Warming. This is a convenient truth.
I believe that God created the world in balance and when someone loses a few pounds then someone else has to gain a few to keep things in balance. I am just doing my part to keep thing on track.
I believe that God created the world in balance and when someone loses a few pounds then someone else has to gain a few to keep things in balance. I am just doing my part to keep thing on track.
1 Comments:
At 4:58 PM , dcarroll said...
That explains everything...good thinking
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