School Awards Given

My son’s school had award ceremony today. They give out awards for attendance. You showed up, here’s your award! You are dumb as a box of rocks but you are great at showing up!

Then they gave out the "Most Improved" award. You were stupid when you got here but now you can at least spell your name. Good job BOB!

I thought it was a bit much when the gave out the "Best Deer Hunter" Award. I am not sure a First grader should be using high powered fire arms.