Ever Wonder If.....?

Have you ever found yourself wondering if there is a parallel universe? Only on that universe everything makes sense. Like the price of gas makes sense, or people with bolts in their tongue make sense.

Politicians that say they want to ban smoking but increase the tax on a pack of smokes to pay for their schools somehow would make sense in that universe.

Tax Code - well, let's not get carried away. I doubt that would make sense anywhere.

The problem we have is that we live in this universe and there are too many things that will never make sense. That is why we must be able to laugh.

It made me laugh when I went to the Doctor about a problem I was having with my eye and he wanted to listen to my heart. Like somehow my heart was going to tell him the reason my eye was swollen and red.

When life throws one of those unexplainable moments at you step back and look for the comedy standing there waiting for you to laugh. Enjoy a great laugh and move on.

Some place there is another universe wondering if we exist and if we don't make sense. Yes we do!

(Dennis Tooley is the Founder of Potential Unlimited, Motivational Speaker and Christian Comedian. Visit Http://www.potentialunlimited4u.com)

Mother Goose is not right.

How many of you learned from Mother Goose growing up? I am not so sure I want my son learning the stuff that crazy Goose Lady is teaching. Have you listened to her stuff?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candlestick. Do I want my son playing with fire? NO!

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives – Now that’s just wrong. Even in Arkasas that is wrong.

Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop: I know I don’t want Mother Goose as a babysitter.

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep, and can't tell where to find them;Leave them alone, and they'll come home, and bring their tails behind them. This is not the responsibility I want my son to learn. Leave them alone? Okay, lets not teach any personal responsibility.

Pease-porridge hot, Pease-porridge cold…..NINE Days OLD? Isn't that how they discovered penicillin? Hot or cold, I don't want any.

Three blind mice – She cut off their tails with a carving knife – Do we really need Mama Goose promoting such violent behavior? Wacko Farmwife and the Mice that hate them next on Springer.

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, in his nightgown – Do I need to even say what is wrong with that visual? An who would actually go by that name?

And last but not least, Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub – Don’t even!

As kids we didn't think much about the Crazy Goose Lady or her teaching but I can see clearly now, she is not right.

Dennis Tooley is a Christian Comedian that wants to help you know the joy of laughter. Learn more about Dennis at www.potentialunlimited4u.com