Bumper Sticker Blunders

I am sick and tired of people with their bumper stickers that annoy me. Actually it is not the bumper sticker that annoys me as much as the Bumper Head that is driving the car in the fast lane and they aren’t driving fast enough! AAAAaaaaGGgggHHHhhhh!!!!!!!

Who cares if your child is a mini-Einstein at Podunk Preschool? If she is so smart then why can’t she teach you the meaning of FAST LANE!?!

If your other car really is a Ferrari try driving it next time so you can at least drive the speed limit!

WWJD – What would Jesus do? He would push down the big peddle on the right and drive faster in the FAST LANE!! Jesus knows what the FAST LANE means!